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Friday, 21 September 2012

GAY-MARRIAGE, POLITICS, BESTIALITY ... PICK THE ODD ONE OUT.

In Canberra, deep in the bowels of Parliament House, a slavering beast strains against its shackles and howls to be let loose.
            Wednesday morning, the early hours. Trembling hands fumble to undo chains while the creature is pinned against the wall with a pole extended through the bars. The wranglers withdraw behind the cell-door as the beast, free, bolts into the hallway. Disoriented in the strip-lighting’s glare, it slouches toward the Senate Chamber.
            At first nobody remarks its presence as unusual. Then the Gay-Marriage Bill is tabled for debate. The monster rears up on its hind legs and, spraying the chamber floor to warn-off interlopers, begins bellowing obscene non-sequiturs.
            You’d think that would be the end but, darting beneath Penny Wong’s swinging fist and bowling-over two elderly ushers, our startled golem flees the chamber and goes to ground. Its handlers find it later in the morning, hunched under a desk and jabbering incoherently down the telephone to ABC News Radio.
            Not even now, though, is it over. After tranquilising the brute with a blow-dart, the handlers peel off its Cory Bernardi mask and replace it with another ...
            Suitably subdued, shaky on its almost-human feet, it appears before the Canberra press-pack. Gripping the lectern with its claws, it wears the face of the Opposition Leader. Calm enough now to be embarrassed, it inveighs in half-sentences against “indiscipline” and “freelancing from the front bench”. It mutters about “political penance” for that greatest of sins – letting the people know what you really think before they’ve had a chance to elect you.
            Still not done, the monster stumbles into the House of Representatives and, disguised as the Opposition and half of the Government, pisses once again on the Gay-Marriage Bill.
            This is not the first time we’ve seen this abomination. It’s appeared to us before, in many guises, many masks. It was at the ALP National Conference when the Prime-Minister engineered a conscience-vote on a bill she knew wouldn’t survive the politics.
It was Kevin Rudd, grandly defining climate change as “the great moral challenge of our generation” then letting himself be talked out of acting on it by party hacks.
It was John Howard – and, let’s not forget, Bob Hawke – defining desperate refugees as “queue-jumpers”, and seeking no more constructive means of addressing the problem than locking them up.
It was on the front-lawn of Parliament with a thousand heads, waving signs that called our Prime-Minister – whomever that happens to be – “liar”, and “witch”.
 It rants and jabbers at us every day from talk-back radio and the tabloid press.
I’ve described a few of its faces, but its heart – its black, vicious, frightened little heart – belongs to us. We created this monster. We nurture and nourish it, and we let it loose now and then to wreak bloody mayhem.
We have it in us to be so much better. Our shadow isn’t our body. Despite a few appalling blunders, our history is largely one of a people striving for a society that is free, egalitarian, compassionate, and open to any who wish to be a part of it.
It’s not too late for us. If we keep in mind those ideals – that courage we trumpet. If we just think a little before we act or open our mouths – especially before we vote – we can let the beast wither and die, unlamented, in its cell beneath our Parliament.
This won’t happen by accident.

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