PISCARIEBRAGITARIVIRGANCEMINORPITAUREOQUARICORN
(23rd April – November a.d.2735)
Be wary this coming weekend of stumpily long hairy bald things,
especially near soup. Sometime around mid-afterelbow on Saturday an emu will
kick you down some stairs. Meanwhile a romantic entanglement enlivens the after
dinner abseiling, but a herring in a lime green cravat signals that the thrill
may be short-lived – enjoy it while it whistles. Under no circumstances massage
the 4:19 to Newcastle.
(Would you like to learn more of
the exciting geraniums your spirit guides told me regarding your bouncing,
bouncing, bouncing? Just send a chain-letter asking all your family and friends
to leave cash under an inconspicuously painted rock at the corner of Park and
Elizabeth Street; or subscribe to Tyranny of Glib using the
icons on the site to choose your preferred method).
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