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Monday, 9 July 2012

HOROSCOPE (Is that something like "Colonoscope"?)


PISCARIEBRAGITARIVIRGANCEMINORPITAUREOQUARICORN

                        (23rd April – November a.d.2735)



Be wary this coming weekend of stumpily long hairy bald things, especially near soup. Sometime around mid-afterelbow on Saturday an emu will kick you down some stairs. Meanwhile a romantic entanglement enlivens the after dinner abseiling, but a herring in a lime green cravat signals that the thrill may be short-lived – enjoy it while it whistles. Under no circumstances massage the 4:19 to Newcastle.

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